seeing someone from school in public
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE
"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt"
THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE
Turn offs: private instagrams
I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
who are they
Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006
such a dramatic fall… but was it oscar worthy?
me no matter how old I get
Client: It’s unacceptable! There is no way this flyer is in high resolution!
Me: I don’t understand, it’s the maximum quality settings I can get.
Client: Don’t bullshit me kid, I zoomed in to 150% and it’s all pixelated!
We know why.
Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:
I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: