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bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

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anglosexual:

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE 

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telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image





gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE



hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams





yourroyalpenis:

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho




45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad





suctioning:

majortvjunkie:

who are they

SQUAD

#FLOCKA







celebooty:

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

such a dramatic fall… but was it oscar worthy?



liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get



clientsfromhell:

Client: It’s unacceptable! There is no way this flyer is in high resolution!

Me: I don’t understand, it’s the maximum quality settings I can get.

Client: Don’t bullshit me kid, I zoomed in to 150% and it’s all pixelated!





jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.



priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*






  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.